Greenius Breaks Tiger Woods “Transgressions” Story Wide Open! Golfer Admits Guilt Over Pimping Global Warming Products

Professional ball stroker, Eldrick Tont Woods, who goes by the alias “Tiger” broke down in  tears and heaving sobs yesterday afternoon when the Greenius sat down with him for an exclusive interview.  In order to secure the chat I had to agree not to feature any current photos of him or talk about how puffy and scratched up his face was.